As players progress in Date Everything, they will meet new Dateables, form relationships, and earn SPECS points towards a specific category. SPECS are important if players want more social options, but they are required to get the Love ending with Jean Loo.
Jean Loo is the beatboxing, rapping toilet in Date Everything. For a toilet, he has pretty high standards for Friendship and even higher for romance. So, here's everything players need to do to impress Jean Loo and date him in Date Everything.
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How to Find Jean Loo in Date Everything
Jean Loo is Dateable 46
Players will find Jean Loo in the upstairs and downstairs bathrooms. He will appear if they scan the toilets and plungers. Other Dateables, such as Bathsheba and Rebel, are also found in the upstairs bathroom.
Players will quickly realize Jean Loo has a love for rap, as he immediately drops a beat to introduce himself. Acting impressed and appreciative of his rap lyrics is the best way to make a good impression on him. Choose the following options during the first meeting with Jean Loo:
- Yes. Absolutely I am here to listen to the beats.
- That's... Nice.
- Yes. I will rap. I am the best at rap.
- ...Excuse me?
- I'm just here because I'm crap at dating...
- Is there any other way?
- Yes.
How to Date Jean Loo in Date Everything
Players will engage in a rap battle with Jean Loo, voiced by Max Mittelman, the next time they speak with him. Thankfully, he gives them a quick tutorial. Players will also get a chance to flirt with him by saying the following:
- Yes, I'm ready.
- What do you mean? I have as many words as I want to fill...
- Oh sure. This is my life now. I won't question it.
- Okay, here goes.
- Okay. Got it.
- -Jack!
- -Back!
- -Sack!
- -Shack!
- -Smack
- Are you interested?
- Yes.
Jean Loo will give players one more easy test the next time they visit him.
If players make a mistake even once during the rap lesson, they will get the Hate ending with Jean Loo.
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Say the following to continue with Jean Loo:
- Yes.
- Can you teach me your skills?
- Crap.
- You're more of a thinker than I took you for...
- Okay, I think I get it. Let's rap!
- Is that why you always get clogged?
- Hey, those are high stakes!
- Turns out I forgot to lift the seat!
- You turn around to find that your car's been towed!
- Let's go!
- Dredging her depths with their mastheads of plastic!
- This shit won't be done 'till the one who's in charge is!
- You'd better.
- Does this mean...?
- Let's go!
- I think I should increase my SPECS Stats first.
Players will need very high SPECS if they want to beat Jean Loo in a rap battle and get his Love ending. Players will need a 70 or higher in Smarts, Sass, Poise, and Empathy. The best way to increase SPECS quickly is to try to obtain Hate endings with most characters. If players are rude or mean to Dateables, it usually doesn't take long to get them to Hate. Once ready, go back to Jean Loo and choose the following for his Love ending:
- Let's crap, Jean Loo!
- No way. I'm gonna smoke you and earn your love fair and square.
- [Sass 30] Accelerate.
- [Poise 70] Defend.
- [Smarts 50] Use Homophones.
- [Empathy 60] Hit him with his native language!
- [Smarts 60] School this fool!
- Have I earned that date, my lover?
Players will then earn points in the Sass SPECS category. They can also bring Jean Loo to life for his true ending using his Realization Recipe:
|
Dateable |
Smarts |
Poise |
Empathy |
Charm |
Sass |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
|
Jean-Loo Pissoir |
50 |
100 |
100 |
Date Everything!
- Released
- June 17, 2025
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