There are 102 characters that players can romance in Date Everything, but those aren't the only people with whom they can interact. With some clever use of the Dateviator scan button, they'll be able to talk directly to the game's narrator and will even be given the option to pursue a romantic relationship with him.
How to Romance Dirk, Clarence, and Harper in Date Everything
Before they can romance Dirk and Harper, Date Everything players will first need to break them up.
Sadly, as the Date Everything narrator isn't the personification of one of the many items in the house, players won't be able to achieve a love ending with him or date him in the traditional sense. However, they will be able to get him to describe what dating him would be like, both physically and emotionally.
How to Talk to the Narrator in Date Everything
To talk with the Date Everything narrator, players should try to open the front door without wearing the Dateviators. Doing so will cause the narrator to start talking, at which point, players should hold the right trigger as if they were wearing the Dateviators, which will trigger a conversation with JB Blanc.
Can You Romance the Date Everything Narrator?
Unfortunately, any attempt to romance the Date Everything narrator will fail, as JB Blanc will reveal that he's just a voice actor rather than a character in the game. However, he will offer to describe what dating him would be like, which can lead to some humorous dialogue.
JB Blanc also provides the voice of Captain Jacques Pierrot, so it is technically possible to date him, in a roundabout way.
What Other Games Has JB Blanc Appeared in?
When speaking with the narrator, he'll reveal that he's a voice actor who has appeared in many other video games over the years. He isn't kidding either, as JB Blanc has voiced characters in over 50 games in total, with roles in some of the most popular video game franchises of all time, including Uncharted, Horizon, and Batman: Arkham.
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Game Name |
Character(s) |
|---|---|
|
James Bond 007: Agent Under Fire (2001) |
Nigel Bloch |
|
Cabela's Dangerous Hunts (2003) |
Dimitri Benedek |
|
Naruto: Clash of Ninja Revolution 3 (2003) |
Sasori (Hiruko) |
|
Star Wars: Knights of the Old Republic (2003) |
Additional Voices |
|
EverQuest II (2004) |
Additional Voices |
|
World of Warcraft (2004) |
Ignis, Imperator Mar'gok |
|
James Bond 007: From Russia with Love (2005) |
Kerim Bey |
|
Bleach: Shattered Blade (2006) |
Arturo Plateado |
|
SOCOM: US Navy SEALs Fireteam Bravo 2 (2006) |
Condor |
|
Naruto: Ultimate Ninja 2 (2007) |
Traveling Merchant |
|
Team Fortress 2 (2007) |
Saxton Hale |
|
Bleach: The 3rd Phantom (2008) |
Arturo Plateado, Sajin Komamura |
|
Command & Conquer: Red Alert 3 (2008) |
Guardian Tank, Mirage Tank |
|
Klonoa (2008) |
Ghadius |
|
Naruto: Ultimate Ninja 3 (2008) |
First Hokage, Hashirama Senju |
|
Persona 4 (2008) |
Ryotaro Dojima |
|
Street Fighter IV (2008) |
El Fuerte |
|
Tales of Vesperia (2008) |
Barbos |
|
Wanted: Weapons of Fate (2008) |
Chicago Grunt, French Grunt |
|
World of Warcraft: Wrath of the Lich King (2008) |
Mage-Lord Urom, Ignis the Furnace Master |
|
Coraline (2009) |
Sergei Bobinsky |
|
Final Fantasy XIII (2009) |
Cocoon Inhabitants |
|
League of Legends (2009) |
Braum, The Heart of the Freljord |
|
Naruto: Ninja Council 4 (2009) |
Sasori (Hiruko) |
|
Naruto: Ultimate Ninja 4 (2009) |
Sasori (Hiruko) |
|
Naruto: Ultimate Ninja 5 (2009) |
Sasori (Hiruko) |
|
Resident Evil: The Darkside Chronicles (2009) |
Brian Irons |
|
Dante's Inferno (2010) |
Alighiero |
|
Darksiders (2010) |
Ulthane |
|
Despicable Me (2010) |
Dr. Nefario |
|
Sengoku Basara: Samurai Heroes (2010) |
Additional Voices (Warriors) |
|
Super Street Fighter IV (2010) |
El Fuerte |
|
World of Warcraft: Cataclysm (2010) |
Asaad, High Priest Venoxis |
|
Assassin's Creed: Revelations (2011) |
Tarik Barleti |
|
Infamous 2 (2011) |
Various |
|
Uncharted 3: Drake's Deception (2011) |
Thugs |
|
Uncharted: Golden Abyss (2011) |
Roberto Guerro |
|
WildStar (2011) |
Caretaker, Ionis the Watcher, Luminai Male |
|
Assassin's Creed: Liberation (2012) |
Roussilon |
|
Darksiders II (2012) |
Thane, Valus, Angel Hellguard |
|
Diablo III (2012) |
Diablo |
|
Fuse (2012) |
Luther Deveraux, Scientist |
|
Kingdoms of Amalur: Reckoning (2012) |
Nyralim |
|
Resident Evil 6 (2012) |
Enemies |
|
World of Warcraft: Mists of Pandaria (2012) |
Riko, Commander Durand, Manchu |
|
Ben 10: Omniverse 2 (2013) |
Incursean Scout |
|
Batman: Arkham Origins (2013) |
Bane |
|
Saints Row IV (2013) |
Emperor Zinyak, Phillipe Loren |
|
Ingress (2013) |
Roland Jarvis |
|
Killer Is Dead (2013) |
Victor |
|
Knack (2013) |
Dr. Vargas |
|
Lego Marvel Super Heroes (2013) |
Captain Britain, Kraven the Hunter, Heimdall |
|
Lightning Returns: Final Fantasy XII I (2013) |
Additional voices |
|
Metal Gear Rising: Revengeance (2013) |
Boris Popov |
|
Metro: Last Light (2013) |
English Voice Talent |
|
Skylanders: Swap Force (2013) |
Spy Rise |
|
The Wonderful 101 (2013) |
Wonder-Yellow, Gah-Goojin |
|
Far Cry 4 (2014) |
Additional voices |
|
Game of Thrones (2014) |
Malcolm Branfield, Thermund, Father Tuttle |
|
Guilty Gear Xrd Sign (2014) |
Slayer |
|
Hearthstone (2014) |
Various Minions |
|
Lego Batman 3: Beyond Gotham (2014) |
Swamp Thing, Arkillo, The Penguin, Bane |
|
Middle-earth: Shadow of Mordor (2014) |
Tower of Sauron, Thuggish Orc |
|
Mother of Myth (2014) |
Acis |
|
Skylanders: Trap Team (2014) |
Spy Rise, Hood Sickle |
|
The Amazing Spider-Man 2 (2014) |
Wilson Fisk / Kingpin |
|
The Crew (2014) |
Omar |
|
The Elder Scrolls Online (2014) |
Sheogorath, King Kurog, Divyath Fyr, Male Altmer, Male Breton, Male Dunmer, Male Khajiit |
|
Titanfall (2014) |
Kuben Blisk |
|
World of Warcraft: Warlords of Draenor (2014) |
Additional voices |
|
Batman: Arkham Knight (2015) |
Chief Underhill, Edward Burke, Officer Thraves, Officer Anderson, Sergeant Badowsky, Harley Thugs |
|
Code Name: S.T.E.A.M. (2015) |
Grant, Milton, Newscaster |
|
Evolve (2015) |
Griffin |
|
Infinite Crisis (2015) |
Various |
|
Lego Dimensions (2015) |
Franz Krieger |
|
Lego Jurassic World (2015) |
Additional Voices |
|
Mad Max (2015) |
Additional voices |
|
Minecraft: Story Mode - Season Two (2015) |
The Admin/Romeo, Vos, Additional Voices |
|
Rainbow Six Siege (2015) |
Oryx |
|
Skylanders: SuperChargers (2015) |
Spy Rise, Hood Sickle |
|
Batman: Arkham VR (2016) |
Coroner, Thug |
|
Batman: The Enemy Within (2016) |
Bane, additional voices |
|
Lego Marvel's Avengers (2016) |
Trevor Slattery, The Other |
|
Master of Orion: Conquer the Stars (2016) |
Bulrathi Advisor, Meklar Advisor, Additional Voices |
|
Skylanders: Imaginators (2016) |
Spy Rise, Hood Sickle, Ambush |
|
Titanfall 2 (2016) |
Kuben Blisk |
|
Uncharted 4: A Thief's End (2016) |
Knot |
|
Fortnite (2017) |
Dr. Vinderman, AI Vinderman, the Scientist (Season X), Chaos Agent (STW Dungeon: The Lab) |
|
Horizon Zero Dawn (2017) |
Rost |
|
Call of Duty: Black Ops 4 (2018) |
Mercenary Announcer |
|
Darksiders III (2018) |
Various Voices |
|
Fallout 76: Steel Dawn (2018) |
Mr. Clark |
|
Judgment (2018) |
Ozaki, Mitsugu Matsugane |
|
Lego DC Super-Villains (2018) |
Bane, Penguin, Ra's al Ghul, Solovar |
|
Spyro Reignited Trilogy (2018) |
Moneybags |
|
World of Warcraft: Battle for Azeroth (2018) |
Captain Jolly |
|
Apex Legends (2019) |
Kuben Blisk, Caustic |
|
Harry Potter: Wizards Unite (2019) |
Rubeus Hagrid |
|
Indivisible (2019) |
Eurynomos |
|
Metro Exodus (2019) |
Yermak, additional voices |
|
Mortal Kombat 11 (2019) |
Kano |
|
Star Wars Jedi: Fallen Order (2019) |
Prauf |
|
Legends of Runeterra (2020) |
Braum, Laurent Bladekeeper, Jack the Winner |
|
Yakuza: Like a Dragon (2020) |
Ryuhei Hoshino |
|
Guilty Gear Strive (2021) |
Slayer |
|
Ruined King: A League of Legends Story (2021) |
Braum, The Heart of the Freljord |
|
Return to Monkey Island (2022) |
Gullet |
|
Hogwarts Legacy (2023) |
Various characters |
|
Harry Potter: Quidditch Champions (2024) |
Rubeus Hagrid |
|
Lego Horizon Adventures (2024) |
Rost |
|
Wayfinder – Gloom Break: Founder's Season One (2024) |
Wingrave |
|
Date Everything! (2025) |
Captain Jacques Pierrot, Narrator |
Date Everything!
- Released
- June 17, 2025
WHERE TO PLAY
- ESRB
- Mature 17+ / Drug Reference, Partial Nudity, Sexual Themes, Strong Language
- Genre(s)
- Dating Sim, Simulation, Comedy
