Toru

People may think this is cringe but your best enemy may turn out to be the best lover. I mean seriously Nintendo don't go hype of a marriage in both Odyseey and Super Paper Mario among other games and act like 'they're just friends'. Friends with benefits, if you get my drift.

Ya'll get hella petty when someone 'boosts' their account. He's probably saving face but that's his money, he can do what he wants with it. Eventually the shit will catch up but it's obviously a no brainer that he's trolling for the sake of it. And kudos to him. Yep. Totally supporting his bad habit because i could give a damn what you all think.

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Doc Louis (Mic Drop Time):

"Well, Nintendo might’ve left us in the basement, but guess what, baby? We’re still swingin’, still laughing, and still ready to clock in the second they blow the dust off our gloves. Now go get ‘em, champ!" 🥊🍫

Cue applause, folding chairs creak, and someone awkwardly tries to refill the stale coffee pot.

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One Final Note from The Gremlin Punch-Out Commentary Booth:

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This group therapy session was brought to you by Nintendo’s fear of commitment and a whole lotta unresolved potential. 🛎🔥

(Continued from above, and yes to humor myself and fellow Punch Out fans feeling the burn.)

Great Tiger:

"Namaste, everyone. I’m Great Tiger. Nintendo says I’m too ‘mystical.’ Bro, Link literally time-travels with an ocarina and rides a talking boat. But I’m the problem?" 🪄

Don Flamenco:

"Ah, mi amor! Nintendo says I’m ‘too passionate.’ Are you serious? Bowser kidnaps a princess every Tuesday and calls it ambition. Meanwhile, I’m out here looking like a telenovela heartthrob and I’m the issue?" 🌹

Aran Ryan:

"Ahhh, top o’ the mornin’, everyone! Nintendo says I’m ‘too aggressive and chaotic.’ Bruh, have you seen Kirby? That pink menace literally consumes universes and smiles about it. But sure, I’m the scary one." 🍀

Glass Joe (cutting in):

"Your greatest achievement is being the final boss of a folding chair, mon ami."

Aran Ryan:

"Your greatest achievement is being the tutorial enemy, ya baguette fossil."

Soda Popinski:

"Здравствуйте! They watered me down to soda pop, comrades. But Mario? He’s out here drinking mysterious potions and growing ten feet tall. How's that not suspicious?" 🥤

Bald Bull:

"RAAAH! Nintendo says I’m too intimidating. Meanwhile, Ganondorf’s out here chucking lightning bolts at toddlers. I headbutt one guy and suddenly, I’m the villain." 🐃

Super Macho Man:

"Oh honey, Nintendo told me I was ‘too much.’ Meanwhile, Captain Falcon is out here karate-chopping planets in half while wearing skintight spandex. But I’m the over-the-top one?" 💪

Mr. Sandman:

"Listen up. I’m Mr. Sandman, and I put people to sleep professionally. Nintendo says I’m ‘too intimidating.’ Bro, have you seen Tom Nook’s mortgage payments? Now that’s scary." 🛌

Donkey Kong:

"OOH OOH AH AH!" (Throws banana peel at a coffee cup)

(Translation: "Y’all still mad about stereotypes? I’ve been wearing the same red tie since the Reagan administration. Call me when that gets an update.") 🍌

Oh, NOW everyone’s panicking about fake DMCA takedowns? I called this disaster back when sabotaging the emulation scene was everyone’s favorite petty pastime, but nooo, nobody listened to the guy pointing at the cracks in the dam. Nintendo fans spent years sharpening their pitchforks on each other, and now everyone’s faceplanting into a Yamcha-sized crater wondering how it all went wrong. But hey, I’m just the guy on the corner with a cardboard sign that says, "AI might take over the world," cough "the end is nigh." 🕳🎮⚠

"Kid spent $25K on Monopoly GO, proving two things: dopamine hits are expensive, and parental oversight is cheaper. 🎲💸 Companies will always monetize your impulsive clicks, and parents… maybe glance at a bank statement once in a while? Next time, at least buy a real Monopoly board—you’ll still lose friendships, but not your mortgage." 🫠🎤 drops mic

While I do think this is a plausable reaction it could possible be someone trolling Pocketpair due to Ninty suing someone because "people can't have nice things" and "boo hoo your game is not Pokemon-like enough" etc etc.

Of course I do hope for the best, but if Pocket Pair walks out of this I hope they blow in their very loud speakers Cee Lo Green's Forget you. *chuckle*