Summary

  • Team Fortress 2's community has contributed numerous creations to the game, including maps with hidden easter eggs and messages for players to discover.
  • In the Mannsylvania game mode, the vials of blood that players collect actually have readable text on them, including a tongue-in-cheek lost child announcement and references to "real merc blood" and alcohol.
  • The game features various secret rooms and easter eggs, such as a hidden disco room on the Pier map and a secret room in Selbyen with pictures of cats and dogs, serving as cute and whimsical additions to the gameplay.

Team Fortress 2, the self-proclaimed "war-themed hat simulator" by its developers at Valve, is rife with content. The community has kept the game going even longer with their creations that have been submitted to the official Steam Workshop in hopes of getting implemented.

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Some of Valve’s maps, as well as the community’s many creations implemented into the multiplayer shooter, have secret easter eggs and messages hidden in places. These include pictures of animals on the walls, pop culture references, in-jokes, and even a particularly lucky and rich cactus who is surely the bane of any non-cactus who spots what valuable loot it’s holding.

10 Hidden Text On Blood Vials

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Team Fortress 2 - Best Halloween Maps - Mannsylvania

Released as part of the Scream Fortress 2023 update, "Mannsylvania" is a Halloween-themed Player Destruction game mode that puts the RED and BLU teams against one another to pick up vials of blood from dead enemies to offer to Dracula’s tomb.

It’s difficult to see in-game, but the vials of blood actually have readable text on them. The slogan reads: “The essence of biting into a metal spoon without the spine-tingling bite.” There’s a tongue-in-cheek lost child announcement on it featuring two images of the Scout, one with a beard drawn on him (it says “hadn’t/won’t hit puberty when he was last seen and now”). It also says “real merc blood! And alcohol…”, and that it’s “not for those who [are] faint of the sight of blood. Up to 3% Type-O blood per serving (we don't [know] whose)".

9 Disco Room

Pier Map

A disco in a small room, Medic is holding a Syringe Gun

On "Pier," there’s a secret room that cannot be accessed via legitimate means and is only available to those who pop in some cheats in the console commands during a private session. Thankfully, it doesn’t require much effort to access it beyond that.

In the BLU team spawn zone, there is a vent that cannot be opened. However, there’s a glamorous surprise behind it. Using a "noclip" cheat command, following the ventilation shaft behind it will lead players to a secret disco room! It’s a perfect place to bust out the game’s brilliant dancing taunts.

8 Mine Cart Spy

Bigrock Map

A mine cart rolling down a track in a cave; Scout is holding a jar of Mad Milk

In the Mann Versus Machine level "Bigrock" from the 2012 Mecha Update, the cavern where the enemy robots enter has a mine cart separated by a lake. Empty mine carts can be seen rolling down the tracks and falling into the water time and time again.

On rare occasions, a RED team Spy can be seen inside one of them, screaming as he inevitably falls out of the cart and into the water. As uncommon as it is, it’s nothing short of absurd and hilarious to see while fending off waves of the mechanical menaces.

7 Hidden Photos

Skirmish Map

Scout wielding a gun and looking at a picture of a rat

"Skirmish" is one of the debut levels for the now-official Vs. Saxton Hale mode, where one player controls the super-powered Australian CEO of Mann Co. Against a squad of mercenaries. The level has pools of lava, bloodstains, a café, and a secret room.

Located above the stairs in a small room is an area inaccessible to players without cheats. On the table is a picture of a Yeti Park card, a screenshot of the fan-favorite level "Selbyen" (which was released alongside this map as part of the 2023 Summer update), and a picture of a rodent held by a gloved hand – likely a reference to the "fat rat being grabbed" meme.

6 Better Call Conagher

Distillery Map

Pyro aiming a shotgun at a billboard labelled 'Better Call Conagher'

"Distillery" is another map from the Vs. Saxton Hale mode that sneaks in another quirky easter egg that can be viewed through the scope of a sniper rifle. In the distance is a large billboard with an image of the Engineer on it, with the tagline “Better Call Conagher” (which is the aforementioned class’ surname).

Alongside the references to things like the "Expiration Date" animation by Valve and the "Meet The Engineer" short, the advertisement itself is a nod to the acclaimed crime drama Better Call Saul. It’s funny that there exists a fan animation by YouTuber The Average F2P, who reanimated Saul Goodman’s advert with the Engineer in Source Filmmaker.

5 Spycrabs!

Selbyen Map

Heavy Weapons Guy holding chocolate and looking at crabs with a suitcase, hat and gun

"Selbyen" hides quite a few funny easter eggs. Located behind a few empty rowboats underneath the yellow cabin close to the water in RED territory are a few crabs (they can be spotted if a player jumps while looking over the dumped boats). One of them has the RED team’s briefcase, while another is wearing a top hat and is aiming a revolver at a third crab.

This is a reference to the "Spycrab" meme that came to be when players noticed the crab-like shape the Spy would make when looking up with his Disguise Kit in hand. Valve even made the Spy perform a rare taunt where he would imitate a crab’s pincers with his hands when equipped with it.

4 Secret Cat Room

Selbyen Map

A room with a Seal sticking its tail in the air, with pictures of cats on the wall

Developers – especially from the community – love to slip into secret rooms unable to access without cheats, but sometimes these do serve a purpose for the game mode itself. In "Selbyen," players must kill one another to collect fish to feed to a seal that pops out of a van and slowly makes its way toward the ocean. When it reaches the water, another will pop out of the van after 60 seconds.

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According to one of the creators of the map, there’s a secret room where the seal goes when it’s not present on the map yet. Inside are pictures of cats and dogs, likely all belonging to the team who worked on the level. It’s cuteness overload.

3 A Peculiar Wanted Poster

Slime Map

Wanted Poster for Brian on a wooden wall and near a metal door while Soldier holds a whip

In the Halloween map "Slime," there’s a wanted poster inside the RED team’s spawn zone that refers to an unknown figure. It says “Have You Seen This Man?”, “Brian”, and underneath it, “If so, who is he? We are all trying to find out who is Brian”.

Fans who read it were scratching their heads for a short while until it was revealed in a Reddit comment section that it’s an in-joke about one of the map developers getting teased for his pronunciation of the word "Brine" (the level that "Slime" is based on), which sounded like “Brian”. So, as a result, he created and implemented this poster.

2 A Rich Cactus And A Friendly Fish Monster

Slime Map

A metal cactus with a hold Rocket Launcher and a Fish-Man

"Slime" holds a few more secrets hidden from view, and, yet again, only a "noclip" cheat will let players see it for themselves. Peeping out of the map, a lone fish monster can be found standing behind the RED team’s spawn zone. He’ll be playing his idol animation.

Alongside this is a hidden, metallic cactus placed out-of-bounds. Not only does it have a pot on its head, but it’s also wielding an Australium Rocket Launcher. For those who are not aware, Australium-tier weapons are very rare and are often sold by their owners to other players at high prices. Alas, even a cactus seems to have gotten one!

1 Jerma Reference

Sandcastle Map

A Jerma Missing Poster while Soldier pulls out a whip

Eagle-eyed players noticed an interesting reference in the form of a wanted poster inside a shed in "Sandcastle." According to the loading screen, this is a house Merasmus the magician purchased recently, so he may be the reason why the mercenaries are shrunk down and fighting in a sandbox in his backyard.

When passing through the portal, a missing person poster can be seen of the YouTuber Jerma on the wall above the saw blades. It may be a bit of a reference to how Jerma used to stream himself playing Team Fortress 2 but stopped doing so for many years.

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Developer(s)
Valve
Platform(s)
PC, PS3, Xbox 360, Linux, macOS
Genre(s)
Shooter